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		<title>Brass Monkey&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 00:32:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[First I want to say I know there has been no Sunday Stream in quite some time. Excuse me for having a life. To many birthdays, anniversaries, and holidays all lumped at the end of the school semester. But that is all over now so hopefully there will be not just a more regular stream, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>First I want to say I know there has been no Sunday Stream in quite some time. Excuse me for having a life. To many birthdays, anniversaries, and holidays all lumped at the end of the school semester. But that is all over now so hopefully there will be not just a more regular stream, but more frequent posts as well.</p>
<p>And now onto the regularly scheduled programming.</p>
<p>Talk about having some balls, but apparently a younger gorilla snuck in and did the dirty deed with one of the elder gorilla&#8217;s concubines. In the gorilla world this is apparently doubly taboo as not only was the gorilla younger, but it seems that most male gorilla&#8217;s are not allowed to mate until the are at least 12 yrs of age.<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/switzerlandanimalsgorillaszoooffbeat;_ylt=Ah0_gMfVtaNYqPduTtdrJz4DW7oF">Brass Monkey</a>, that funky monkey. He just snuck right in there and got what he wanted. </p>
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		<title>The SAM LSD</title>
		<link>http://retardedsushi.com/2008/05/07/the-sam-lsd/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 18:41:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>pilotg2</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[People have asked if it had a name. I never really gave it much thought. All the programs written I pretty much called phase1, phase2 and so on. I ended up using phase6e. But Phase6e is not a very flashy name. I wanted something more gimcrack.
Thus the SAM LSD, aka Self Actuated Mechanical Linear Sand [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>People have asked if it had a name. I never really gave it much thought. All the programs written I pretty much called phase1, phase2 and so on. I ended up using phase6e. But Phase6e is not a very flashy name. I wanted something more gimcrack.</p>
<p>Thus the SAM LSD, aka Self Actuated Mechanical Linear Sand Disclocator. That seems to be suitably gewgaw.</p>
<p>So now for the final SAM LSD (and you will have to forgive the shoddy camera work, I was using a hand held usb webcam and you may want to turn the volume down as the sound can get rather annoying).</p>
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		<title>Monkey See, Monkey Do</title>
		<link>http://retardedsushi.com/2008/01/18/monkey-see-monkey-do/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2008 18:44:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Warning, this may be a bit much for some people to handle. Although this scene could be seen at any zoo, those with a weak stomach may not want to watch.
Thirsty Monkey

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 Sure I get thirsty sometimes, but to get that thirsty would take alot. I know, it is supposedly [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Warning, this may be a bit much for some people to handle. Although this scene could be seen at any zoo, those with a weak stomach may not want to watch.<br />
<a href="http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&amp;videoid=26257646">Thirsty Monkey</a><br />
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 Sure I get thirsty sometimes, but to get that thirsty would take alot. I know, it is supposedly sterile and it does come from your own body so anything in it you already have. Still does not mean I would want to drink it. And no, peeing on yourself does not help with jelly fish stings, in fact evidence suggests that it makes it worse.</p>
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		<title>She Says it all</title>
		<link>http://retardedsushi.com/2007/10/03/she-says-it-all/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Oct 2007 17:34:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[this mom says it all in the time span of 3 minutes. Pretty cool

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>this mom says it all in the time span of 3 minutes. Pretty cool</p>
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