Retarded Sushi

For the economy to be in such bad shape, I have certainly see alot more of the “vanity” plates. Most recently saw one of those station wagon/suv type cars with a “soccer mom” driving. The plate read
PB4WEGO
Have you figured it out yet? Here’s a clue, it has nothing to do with peanut butter.
License plates are [...]

Some people will go to any length to avoid a speeding ticket.
Speeder hides by burrowing into ground
 Instead of trying to talk his way out or even bribe (which we here at retarded sushi do not endorse or encourage) this guy dives out of car and burrows into the ground to hide. First question that comes [...]