Retarded Sushi

I am working on a Masters Degree in Applied Computer Science and in my final semester. The last day of class is April 28. Until then I will be trying to finish up a rather large paper, get my robot to follow a line and pick something up, and I have no idea what my [...]

So I bought some doughnuts and got a second box. I had stopped at Walmart ahead of time and picked up some play-do. I formed the play-do into doughnut rings and put them in the empty box. I put the faux-dough box on top and waited.
 I must say it worked rather well. Everyone that went [...]

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Second year at the same job. Actually that was back at the end of February. But the point is things are fairly stable at my job. I finally feel comfortable pulling a mild practicle joke. It helps that I get along fairly well with my immediate coworkers.
I was trying to figure [...]

Picking up were part 2 left off:
After defining the top level of the classification system, Humor, as whether the joke is to be funny or not, we move down to the next level. Originally the levels were defined as

Humor
Content
Style
Type

However, at further consideration, content is perhaps to detailed or specific to by the second level. Instead [...]

Continuing with how to write a joke…
While I agree many jokes may be called corny, I do not feel as though “corny” should be a type of joke. At least not in the sense I menat last week. How to write a joke…
Perhaps instead of just a list of categories, some sort of classification [...]

I am not a writer. I am not a comedian. Anything that follows is open for correction.
 I want to know what makes a good joke. A good joke that is always good. This by nature excludes any current event related jokes, those are generally to easy anyways. What I want is to write a funny [...]