Retarded Sushi

I may not be the most aware person in the world and lack a fair ammount of common sense, but I think I would notice if someone was living in my house.
I see not so dead people Hiding in the closet, coming out when the guy was not home. How could you miss someone living [...]

Today is the day for animals. Ok, so one of them is actually from Tuesday, May 20, but I did not get a chance to show case how much of an ass an ass was. And I was rewarded with my sloth with the self addressed stamped parrot.
I may have misled you a bit [...]

Real life Tom and Jerry:Game of cat and mouse blacks out Albania’s capital
The chased the mouse through the power plant and into the high voltage lines, subsequently causing a power outage. No word on whether the mouse was caught or not, or if the “woman of the house” chased the bad cat out of the [...]

Henry Jones, Jr. A man of total fictional awesomeness. To those not in the know, Henry Jones Junior is better known as Indiana Jones. A part time archaeologist and full time tomb raider. (Not to start any fights, but you have to own up to the fact that he is more tomb raider then archaeologist). [...]

US-Swedish carrier spat ‘breaks’ Net
Holly crap, three posts in the same day. (ok so only two are of any substance). A little bit of overload, i know, but I am off tomorrow and probably won’t be posting anything so here you go again.
Bush gave the world the term “the internets”. At the time everyone thought [...]

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I especially like the quote at [...]

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Well, in this case, its more like don’t touch the cable! The charred remains of a 32 year old man were found in Germany the other day… charred beyond recognition apparently as he tried to steal live copper cable. He was apparently trying to take cable that was able to deliver a 10,000 volt electric [...]

In a suprise twist, three handcuffed kids stole a US Border patrol car and fled back to the country they came from! The three minors were handcuffed and placed in the back of the car under the suspicion that they were trying to traffic drugs in to the country. As the agent was checking their [...]