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Spit less, queue better…

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What is retarded sushi all about.

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I have tried to figure out what retarded sushi truly is. And no I am not talking about the sushi you eat having a third eye or constantly drooling, I am talking about this blog. Apparently a good blog has a central theme, some common point that the posts circle around as a floaty circling […]

Monkey See, Monkey Do

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Warning, this may be a bit much for some people to handle. Although this scene could be seen at any zoo, those with a weak stomach may not want to watch.
Thirsty Monkey

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 Sure I get thirsty sometimes, but to get that thirsty would take alot. I know, it is supposedly […]

To Reproduce and Die or Not Reproduce and Live?

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If you had to choose between reproducing and dieing or not reproducing and living which would you choose? Biologically you may say plants and animals are driven to progenerate.  And certainly plants do not seem to have the ability to choose not to reproduce. Forget all that. For this question lets assume several things:
1. You […]

Facing a probe

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If you kick someone that is assault and should be delt with through the usual channels assuming the victim wishes to press charges. It does not matter where it happens it is still a form of assault. Weapons used, location, and atmosphere can affect the degree of the assault. Such as assault with a deadly […]

Clever, but not quite - How to avoid a speeding ticket.

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Some people will go to any length to avoid a speeding ticket.
Speeder hides by burrowing into ground
 Instead of trying to talk his way out or even bribe (which we here at retarded sushi do not endorse or encourage) this guy dives out of car and burrows into the ground to hide. First question that comes […]

And I thought I was lazy…

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Apparently a butterfly has been discovered that uses, or I should say tricks, ants into raising its offspring.
Butterflies trick ants into raising young
 Now I know I am a rather lazy person, just ask my wife or one of my siblings. My wife can’t even use the trick of demasculating me by saying she will just […]

A hot time on new year’s eve.

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Woman in Burning Truck Keeps Driving!
Perhaps I am just crazy or perhaps my limited common sense is far superior to some, but I would think that I would notice the vehicle I am driving is on fire. Now it happened in Michigan so perhaps she just thought she had her heater on high, but what […]

She Says it all

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this mom says it all in the time span of 3 minutes. Pretty cool

HAHAHA… Not Funny

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A barmaid in Oz (Thats Australia for those in the know…) is being charged with being criminally stupid and mean after she knowingly gave a patron a shot of cleaning solution. This of course, came after feeding him shots of water (yea, water) in the hopes of landing him in bed. Apparently she’s been known […]


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