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US-Swedish carrier spat ‘breaks’ Net
Holly crap, three posts in the same day. (ok so only two are of any substance). A little bit of overload, i know, but I am off tomorrow and probably won’t be posting anything so here you go again.
Bush gave the world the term “the internets”. At the time everyone thought […]

I try to stay away from discussing politcal view points (crazy antics those politicians get into yes, actual politics no). But I have had this picture for awhile now and just thought I would share it.
Personally I think Obama has the dem nomination pretty much locked in. Although you never know with them Clintons, they […]

A follow up to yesterday’s post about taking a mean one, the sheriff has now recommended that charges be filed against the boyfriend of the woman that was stuck on the toilet for 2 years. Sheriff recommends charge in toilet case.
Now I agree the man could have done more and done it sooner, but to […]

So I was not going to post this evening, until this little gem popped up on my radar:
Sheriff: Woman sat on toilet for 2 years
 Very reminiscent of an episode of Nip/Tuck. Basically this woman sat down on the toilet and decided not to get up. Her boyfriend lives with her and lived with her […]

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I especially like the quote at […]

Continuing with how to write a joke…
While I agree many jokes may be called corny, I do not feel as though “corny” should be a type of joke. At least not in the sense I menat last week. How to write a joke…
Perhaps instead of just a list of categories, some sort of classification […]

Names carry a lot of weight, meaning, and significance. Even though Shakespeare wrote “A rose by any other name, would still smell as sweet”, a name is more important then that. In that case the bard was trying to point out that it shouldn’t matter what a person’s name is, but rather what that person does, who […]

I am not a writer. I am not a comedian. Anything that follows is open for correction.
 I want to know what makes a good joke. A good joke that is always good. This by nature excludes any current event related jokes, those are generally to easy anyways. What I want is to write a funny […]

For the economy to be in such bad shape, I have certainly see alot more of the “vanity” plates. Most recently saw one of those station wagon/suv type cars with a “soccer mom” driving. The plate read
PB4WEGO
Have you figured it out yet? Here’s a clue, it has nothing to do with peanut butter.
License plates are […]

I am a Dorky Nerd King. Beat that.