Retarded Sushi

First I want to say I know there has been no Sunday Stream in quite some time. Excuse me for having a life. To many birthdays, anniversaries, and holidays all lumped at the end of the school semester. But that is all over now so hopefully there will be not just a more regular stream, […]

Today is the day for animals. Ok, so one of them is actually from Tuesday, May 20, but I did not get a chance to show case how much of an ass an ass was. And I was rewarded with my sloth with the self addressed stamped parrot.
I may have misled you a bit […]

Henry Jones, Jr. A man of total fictional awesomeness. To those not in the know, Henry Jones Junior is better known as Indiana Jones. A part time archaeologist and full time tomb raider. (Not to start any fights, but you have to own up to the fact that he is more tomb raider then archaeologist). […]

People have asked if it had a name. I never really gave it much thought. All the programs written I pretty much called phase1, phase2 and so on. I ended up using phase6e. But Phase6e is not a very flashy name. I wanted something more gimcrack.
Thus the SAM LSD, aka Self Actuated Mechanical Linear Sand […]

I am working on a Masters Degree in Applied Computer Science and in my final semester. The last day of class is April 28. Until then I will be trying to finish up a rather large paper, get my robot to follow a line and pick something up, and I have no idea what my […]

So I bought some doughnuts and got a second box. I had stopped at Walmart ahead of time and picked up some play-do. I formed the play-do into doughnut rings and put them in the empty box. I put the faux-dough box on top and waited.
 I must say it worked rather well. Everyone that went […]

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Second year at the same job. Actually that was back at the end of February. But the point is things are fairly stable at my job. I finally feel comfortable pulling a mild practicle joke. It helps that I get along fairly well with my immediate coworkers.
I was trying to figure […]

Ok so when I first started reading this article, Steven Seagull returns to Super 8 motel in Minnesota, looking for his customary cake doughnut, I didn’t notice the spelling of the last name. Its friday. I have some school work to get done.(I hate homework, next time I decide to go back for another degree […]

So technically it was only one snake and technically it never left the suitcase while on the plane. And it never really left the suitcase alive on the ground. Although it did get a good bite in before being frozen with a fire extinguisher.
Juvenile rattlesnake stowed away in luggage bites Arlington man returning from a […]

Picking up were part 2 left off:
After defining the top level of the classification system, Humor, as whether the joke is to be funny or not, we move down to the next level. Originally the levels were defined as

Humor
Content
Style
Type

However, at further consideration, content is perhaps to detailed or specific to by the second level. Instead […]