How to make money!!!
Government, Money| January 29th, 2009I hate (a bit strong but really dislike just does not have the same effect) all those sites out there trying to tell me how to make money either on the internet, selling houses, knick-knacks on e-bay or what ever.
As I was reading the news I had my own brilliant idea on how to make money. OK, so the credit really rests with the democrats and the republicans running the federal government of the U.S.A. See it starts by putting a treasury seceratary in place that sees helping banks to make incredibly risky loans to people that would not normally qualify for a loan as a great strategy. Then with the other hand you relax some of the immigration borders until you hit a critical mass of illegal immigrants and slowly start some infighting between the parties while even slower providing legal status to those illegal masses (which are the main source of the very risky loans, not that they all are or that I have a problem with immigration so I don’t want to hear about how insensitive I am, if I have to follow the rules, why don’t you?). Once you have the treasury rolling along you take that hand and begin to ease regulations on an already emotional market system that has little regulation to begin with. Then you wait several years for all the trains to collide. Why? Because you can continue accumulating massive debts worth billions of dollars because no one will ever call in your tab because you are just too big. Finally you offer to clean everything up by taking money that is not yours (and that does not really exist anyways which further increases your debts now in the trillions) and loaning it to those in trouble. And for what? A paltry percentage of the company that is asking for the money (and usually enough to be a large controlling percentage). Then you have control over a large number of companies (mostly banks) so you control pretty much all the wealth and flow of money. And you did it all with money you never had and that never really existed in the first place. To top it all off you make it look like it was the other parties fault while you all vote to give yourselves raises. I know where I work I don’t get to vote on whether or not to give myself a raise.
I forgot to mention, you finish it off by finally appointing a new treasury seceratary that “forgot” to pay over $30,000 in taxes, which is more then double what you would make working 40 hrs a week for all 52 weeks at the new $7.25 federal minimum wage.



