Henry Jones, Jr. A man of total fictional awesomeness. To those not in the know, Henry Jones Junior is better known as Indiana Jones. A part time archaeologist and full time tomb raider. (Not to start any fights, but you have to own up to the fact that he is more tomb raider then archaeologist). The new film, “The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull” opens on May 22 and you best believe I am looking forward to it. Actually seeing it on the 22 will have to wait, my wife would kill me if I took her to see the movie on our anniversary. But I am not the only person that is excited about seeing it.

Take for example: Paging Dr. Jones: Crystal skull stolen from New Age shop near Los Angeles
A store had on display a crystal skull. No, not an original crystal skull, as they admit it is perhaps only around 500yrs old (which I still find a little hard to swallow). In any case, the store had it on display and someone decided to take it. It was not the most valuable item in the store, or even on the alter on which it was being displayed, yet it is the only thing that was taken.

And in a throwback to “Temple of Doom”, Nepal king makes animal sacrifices to power goddess. I thought Indy had taking care of this little problem already. He killed the bad guy, got the stone with the three lines, and returned the children to the village. And Didn’t remove Cate Capeshaws heart in the process. But apparently the great Kali’s power (which make sense since she is the Hindu god of power) reaches beyond the fictional world of movies and still drives people in the real world. As long as they don’t force me to drink that nightmare blood and there is no giant lava pit nearby, then things should be OK if you are taking a trip there.