Archive for March, 2008

She’s already lost, she just doesn’t know it yet.

Funny, Government| 1 Comment »

I try to stay away from discussing politcal view points (crazy antics those politicians get into yes, actual politics no). But I have had this picture for awhile now and just thought I would share it.
Personally I think Obama has the dem nomination pretty much locked in. Although you never know with them Clintons, they […]

Being sick is no fun. - Sunday Stream.

Sunday Stream| 2 Comments »

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 Being sick is no fun. Wise words from a big yellow bird. He initially fakes being sick, then really becomes sick. I have not faked being sick for […]

Taking a mean one part doo.

Common Sense, Criminal, Funny, Intelligence, sad| 2 Comments »

A follow up to yesterday’s post about taking a mean one, the sheriff has now recommended that charges be filed against the boyfriend of the woman that was stuck on the toilet for 2 years. Sheriff recommends charge in toilet case.
Now I agree the man could have done more and done it sooner, but to […]

Talk about taking a mean one…

Common Sense, Funny, sad| 4 Comments »

So I was not going to post this evening, until this little gem popped up on my radar:
Sheriff: Woman sat on toilet for 2 years
 Very reminiscent of an episode of Nip/Tuck. Basically this woman sat down on the toilet and decided not to get up. Her boyfriend lives with her and lived with her […]

Another shuttle launch, more debris falls off…

Common Sense, Government, Intelligence| 2 Comments »

I wrote post last month: Stupid people at NASA about the shuttle launch.
Well there was another launch this morning at 2 am. Indeed a beautiful site to see the shuttle launch in near darkness. But I wonder how smart this actually is.
Here is another arctile about this mornings launch, Space shuttle Endeavour blasts off . […]

Chuck Norris the Only WMD in Iraq.

Common Sense, Funny, International| 4 Comments »

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I especially like the quote at […]

I thought I was right once…Sunday Stream

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So I missed a stream last Sunday. It was the start of Spring Break and I was lazy. Get over it.
 I thought I was right once, then my wife corrected me.
Sorry, that’s all I’ve got this Sunday. It is the last day of Spring Break after all and I am always lazy.

How to write a joke Part 2…

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Continuing with how to write a joke…
While I agree many jokes may be called corny, I do not feel as though “corny” should be a type of joke. At least not in the sense I menat last week. How to write a joke…
Perhaps instead of just a list of categories, some sort of classification […]

You’re an Athol…

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Names carry a lot of weight, meaning, and significance. Even though Shakespeare wrote “A rose by any other name, would still smell as sweet”, a name is more important then that. In that case the bard was trying to point out that it shouldn’t matter what a person’s name is, but rather what that person does, who […]

Solar Power and a Big Load of…

Intelligence, Money, nature| 2 Comments »

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So I have been giving some thought to trying to reduce my overall energy consumption. I have come to a conclusion, the best way […]


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