Ok so when I first started reading this article, Steven Seagull returns to Super 8 motel in Minnesota, looking for his customary cake doughnut, I didn’t notice the spelling of the last name. Its friday. I have some school work to get done.(I hate homework, next time I decide to go back for another degree someone should smack me upside the head). So I was not fully processing what I was reading.

The article is much funnier if you read it incorrectly, as in Steven Seagal not Seagull. But basically Steven returns the Super 8 for his doughnut. I loves me some doughnuts. If someone gave me a free doughnut every day, damn straight I’m going back for another one. The employees argue they don’t give him any other food, but he keeps returning. Well they keep giving him more doughnuts. Apparently if noone answers he taps on the glass. If too many people are there he starts squaking and making noise until his doughnut needs are met. One of these days he is just going to whip out one of his super awesome karate moves. Although I am certain it would not be as awesome as if it was Chuck.