Retarded Sushi

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Second year at the same job. Actually that was back at the end of February. But the point is things are fairly stable at my job. I finally feel comfortable pulling a mild practicle joke. It helps that I get along fairly well with my immediate coworkers.
I was trying to figure […]

No Stream today. It is not that the stream has dried up, just too much family shit to do it right.

Ok so when I first started reading this article, Steven Seagull returns to Super 8 motel in Minnesota, looking for his customary cake doughnut, I didn’t notice the spelling of the last name. Its friday. I have some school work to get done.(I hate homework, next time I decide to go back for another degree […]

You’re diagnosed with leiomyosarcoma, a cancer tumor in your abdomen, and given only six months to live. Because of the size and location of the tumor you are told it is inoperable. You did the whole chemo and drug coctail thing and it didn’t work. Now you are faced with the slow and rather painful […]

So technically it was only one snake and technically it never left the suitcase while on the plane. And it never really left the suitcase alive on the ground. Although it did get a good bite in before being frozen with a fire extinguisher.
Juvenile rattlesnake stowed away in luggage bites Arlington man returning from a […]

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Picking up were part 2 left off:
After defining the top level of the classification system, Humor, as whether the joke is to be funny or not, we move down to the next level. Originally the levels were defined as

Humor
Content
Style
Type

However, at further consideration, content is perhaps to detailed or specific to by the second level. Instead […]

US-Swedish carrier spat ‘breaks’ Net
Holly crap, three posts in the same day. (ok so only two are of any substance). A little bit of overload, i know, but I am off tomorrow and probably won’t be posting anything so here you go again.
Bush gave the world the term “the internets”. At the time everyone thought […]

Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Surgery mixups at hospitals are not uncommon. The wrong chart accidently goes with the wrong patient, wrong room assignment, the list goes on. Hospitals do the best they can to prevent this sort of thing from happening, but like everything else it is not possible to […]

Boyfriend charged in Kansas toilet case
Just an update on the woman stuck to the toilet. The boyfriend has been charged.