I am not a writer. I am not a comedian. Anything that follows is open for correction.
I want to know what makes a good joke. A good joke that is always good. This by nature excludes any current event related jokes, those are generally to easy anyways. What I want is to write a funny […]
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Just because you drop, it doesn’t mean I will. I will try to check your site out, and if I like it I will drop. If I don’t like I won’t drop. Don’t take it personally, it may just be that I am not that interested in the topic, although some will undoubtedly be personal.
I […]
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For the economy to be in such bad shape, I have certainly see alot more of the “vanity” plates. Most recently saw one of those station wagon/suv type cars with a “soccer mom” driving. The plate read
PB4WEGO
Have you figured it out yet? Here’s a clue, it has nothing to do with peanut butter.
License plates are […]
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So today’s stream is al ittle late. But here goes, so grab a paddle.
I am a child of the 80’s. I am writing this as I watch my recording of Knight Rider. Makes me wonder when the new A-Team or MacGyver will come out. I grew up watching tv and I still watch just […]
YAHOO.Shortcuts.annotationSet=YAHOO.Shortcuts.annotationSet||{};A couple plans on having a “re-commitment” ceremony at a church along with several other couples on valentine’s day. Unfortunately his work requires him be else where so it looked like she was going to be left to be a bride’s maid. His friends, the clever little monkeys they are, took it upon on themselves […]
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