Retarded Sushi

I am not a writer. I am not a comedian. Anything that follows is open for correction.
 I want to know what makes a good joke. A good joke that is always good. This by nature excludes any current event related jokes, those are generally to easy anyways. What I want is to write a funny [...]

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Just because you drop, it doesn’t mean I will. I will try to check your site out, and if I like it I will drop. If I don’t like I won’t drop. Don’t take it personally, it may just be that I am not that interested in the topic, although some will undoubtedly be personal.
I [...]

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For the economy to be in such bad shape, I have certainly see alot more of the “vanity” plates. Most recently saw one of those station wagon/suv type cars with a “soccer mom” driving. The plate read
PB4WEGO
Have you figured it out yet? Here’s a clue, it has nothing to do with peanut butter.
License plates are [...]

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So today’s stream is al ittle late. But here goes, so grab a paddle.
 I am a child of the 80’s. I am writing this as I watch my recording of Knight Rider. Makes me wonder when the new A-Team or MacGyver will come out. I grew up watching tv and I still watch just [...]

I am a Dorky Nerd King. Beat that.

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